2021.10.27 14:37 Heronix1 [PI] "Hey hey hey, listen, this time it's a FLAWLESS plan, just hear me out...!" (Image Prompt)
This was an image prompt, using this picture.
"Hey hey hey, listen, this time it's a flawless plan, just hear me out...!"
A black figure landed on a battered crate. A couple feathers floated down behind him, and his crooked beak pointed just adjacent to his colleague.
A sigh, before a tired response: "Don't you remember what happened in Lutsen?" She started licking her brown and white fur.
"Well, I flew in, I got the jewel, and then—"
"And then you dropped the damn thing and I had to save your ass!" she hissed. The crow stepped back, nearly falling off the crate he stood upon.
"Well, I wouldn't put it like that..."
"You damn near got swatted out the air like a fly!"
A pair of vibrant yellow eyes pierced through what remained of the crow's defenses. He oftentimes forgot that behind that well-groomed appearance was a vicious fiend.
“Now, if you’re done blathering, let’s come up with a plan that won’t get us killed,” she sprung up onto the crate in one graceful movement, and peered into a broken window.
Inside was a modest shop. One man sat behind one display case, nodding off. Otherwise, it was empty; nothing more than the bare minimum a store could contain. Yet, what took the feline’s attention was a bright red jewel held in a small golden band. It glowed with what could only be described as magic.
“That’s what we’re after,” noted the cat, “The Ring of True Desire.”
“Okay high-and-mighty Kitty, how should we get it then?” The crow hopped towards the window, trying to peek inside. “We could pull the ol’ Razzle Dazzle, or the Great Slip Trick, or—”
“Stop with the silly names won’t you? And don’t call me Kitty either,” she grumbled, before cocking her head towards her colleague. “I’d ditch you right now if you weren’t such a great distraction.”
“So we’re doing the ol’ Razzle Dazzle! Great! But, we can’t get through that case... can we?”
“No, but he can,” she explained, staring at the man behind the counter.
As if on cue, another person entered the shop. A bell above the door sounded, sending the merchant scrambling out of his chair. Greetings were exchanged, and then negotiations.
“When the shopkeeper opens the display case, you fly in there and harass him a bit,” she paused, making sure her accomplice was listening. “I’ll take care of the ring.”
“But I can get the ring ya know, save ya the trouble...”
“I’ll take care of the ring,” the cat reiterated, staring daggers at her partner.
Not long after, there was a creaking noise, followed by the shopkeeper reaching into the case.
“Now! Go! Go you damned thing!” the cat yelled, pushing her colleague through the window.
A black mass fluttered through the air, sending the humans into shambles. Obscenities were shouted. Feathers flew. The pesky bird just wouldn’t stop! And in the chaos, a white and brown blur slinked to and from the counter. Then, the ring was gone. Not a single soul noticed.
As quickly as the onslaught started, it finished. Two humans were left bewildered and out of breath. A cat was running down an alleyway, a ring held carefully in her mouth. And a crow was flying above, a bit wobbly, but otherwise fine.
Not bad for a day’s work.
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